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Dan Patrick Dictionary

BCW -- Bathroom can wait ... as in you can't leave the room when Albert Pujols is at the plate.
Big Shaq-tus -- Dan's nickname for Shaquille O'Neal that was used in an ESPN commercial.
Buy a dog -- What to do if you're scared. Don't come on the Dan Patrick Show.
CIS -- Chris in Syracuse, a regular caller and kiss-up to Dan.
Dan-nettes -- Reggie Miller's nickname for the Dan Patrick Show staff.
Dan's mom -- Raised four boys and often calls in to tell Dan to watch his language.
Dan's movie roles -- I Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Longest Yard, Benchwarmers , Waterboy , Baseketball, House Bunny.
Dan's rides -- Now it's a Prius, used to be a Toyota Corolla. In high school it was a 1969 Ford LTD.
Disgraceland -- Dan's nickname for Michael Vick's dogfighting house.
"En fuego" -- Dan's former catch phrase that started out as "el fuego."
Follicles -- Nickname for Dan Patrick Show fans that Dan Patrick Show fans didn't really love.
"Golden Boy" -- Dan's nickname from his college basketball coach at Eastern Kentucky University.
Ham sandwich -- Dan's daughter's 2004 Halloween costume.
Hang-ups -- People who have hung up on Dan on the air: Whitey Herzog, Tonya Harding; People Dan accidentally hung up on: Junior Seau, President Bill Clinton.
Height and weight bell -- When Dan's former co-host Rod Dibble used to update his increasing weight daily, the show's producers would ring the bell. Callers started getting involved and it has become a show a staple.
"Hello loser" -- Bob Costas calling in the day after he beat Dan for the Sports Emmy … again.
"I love Duke" -- Mike Krzyzewski on the Dan Patrick Show.
"I'm going to praise God all the way to the bank" -- Boxer Tommy Morrison on the Dan Patrick show.
"I'm in your head Werder" -- YouTube sensation Cowboy Chris coined this term, that can now be used for any obnoxious heckling that actually works.
Incense -- Dan burns it in the studio. There are many theories as to why.
K.O. -- Keith Olbermann
"Let me get boogey-loogey with you." -- Michael Irvin preparing to tear into Dan.
Locker Room -- The Dan Patrick Show's online community.
LR Mute -- When the LR ignores you because you're going on too long or generally being a jerk.
Man-crush -- See Tom Brady.
Meaton -- When Seton slips on his strict vegetarian diet.
McLovin' -- Popular Dan Patrick Show blogger.
Mound Ball -- Betting on whether the ball will land on the mound at the end of the inning.
"Nice Shoes" -- Ringo Starr after Dan appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman in golf shoes.
"Palaver" -- What NBA Commissioner David Stern called Dan's statements and the name of a blog dedicated to the show.
“Passion Bucket” -- Term coined by Rick Neuheisel on the Dan Patrick that was subsequently used by Kobe Bryant, Bob Costas, Rich Eisen and several others.
Paulie Pabst -- Paul Pabst, Dan Patrick show producer.
Paulie-esque question -- What listeners call a thought-provoking question.
Paulie-ism -- A somewhat obscure athlete reference, typically from the 1980s ... like Natron Means, Sixto Lezcano or Mike Tomczak.
Prius -- Dan's environmentally friendly car.
Seton -- Patrick O'Connor, Dan Patrick show producer.
Reggie Alouicious Miller -- Reggie Miller's show name.
Seven Seas -- Un-official show pub.
Smedium -- A very tailored shirt.
SPF Irish -- Dan's preferred strength of sunscreen.
Spraining News -- Here at the Dan Patrick Show, we don't like to break news. We'd prefer to sprain it.
Starbucks -- Un-official fuel of the Dan Patrick Show.
Tackling Jerome Bettis -- Something Dan unwisely boasted on air that he could do.
"The chiropractor" -- Dan's nickname for Jaguars running back Maurice Jones Drew after he "straightened out" Shawne Merriman.
"The Chosen One" -- Tim Tebow.
"The Showkiller" -- Former producer of the Dan Patrick Show.
UroClub -- A club that allows one to relieve themselves on the course.
Vegan -- Seton, though he's really a vegetarian.
Yoko Romo -- Dan's nickname for Jessica Simpson.